whooptishit

To eat, or not to eat – that is the question. Whether I should endure The allure of the all-you-can-eat luncheon Or take arms with cutlery to cure The craving within? – To eat – to munch – No more; and if by a meal I can end A thousand yearnings for a smorgasbord lunch; 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To eat – to munch – Those calories! Ay, there's the rub; For in that munch of cake what calories will I gain, To turn my flesh into blub! The thought is what leads my life of longing and pain. For who would bear the whipped cream and pie, The Mexican tacos, Cookies filled with jam, The pans of lasagna, and dumplings